Blue Veins on a White Girl’s Boobs

My new solo-band side project avant-garde chamber pop anti-freak folk mix-tape concept album

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unitsgore:

Black Sheep [Full Brie Larson Version] - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

In pitch dark,

constanttalking:

I go walking in your landscape
Broken branches trip me as I speak

Just ‘cause you feel it doesn’t mean it’s there

There’s always a siren singing you to shipwreck
Steer away from these rocks, we’d be a walking disaster.

We are accidents waiting to happen. 

foodopia:

red wine glazed pear and vanilla cake: recipe here

submitted by abrowntable

I want your love And I want your avenge

labish:

I have no regrets making this

sofuckingbeautifulbaby:

soixantesix:

I thought it was hilarious and then I cried.

Can we cuddle?

In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. We could whisper sweet things to each other over pillows that no one could hear. We’d just stare in each others eyes until a smile cracked the silence of our lips.

(Source: julianplowden)

askinnyblackman:

stay—see:

misdirectedenergies:

Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries
Source: The Sweets Life

Ingredients:
1 lb large strawberries
1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
3-4 Tablespoons powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 - 1/2 cup graham cracker crumbs

Instructions:
1. Rinse strawberries and cut around the top of the strawberry. Remove the top and clean out with a paring knife, if necessary (some of them are hollow already. Prep all of the strawberries and set aside.
2. In a mixing bowl, beat cream cheese, powdered sugar, and vanilla until creamy. Add cream cheese mix to a piping bag or Ziploc with the corner snipped off. Fill the strawberries with cheesecake mixture.
3. Once strawberries are filled, sprinkle or dip the tops with graham cracker crumbs. If not serving immediately, refrigerate until serving.

I was thinking about these the other day and I may or may not need to reevaluate my plans this weekend.. ahem.

cosmo tip #249

when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.

(Source: expertcosmotips)

i died during this scene

(Source: odairpeetas)

dcu:

Good to know…

The Avengers according to Tony Stark.

(Source: commanderkari)